I'm re-inventing my way of editting lyrics by listening to the song and writing out what i think the singer's singing about, so here's my first time from shakira's 'she wolf". i really can't hear clearly from that ultra transformed voice and occasional fast speaking.
What I Heard From “She Wolf” Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Shakira’s “She Wolf”
Fatso ass she’s in disguise Fatso ass she’s in disguise There’s a she wolf in disguise Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
I don’t like this gay, Girl that’s all you asked for me Darling this is no joke, This is the counterfeit
Who’s a wanker? Thighs wide open Body’s gravin’ Ninja hungry
I’ve been in the podium myself till Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday Not getting enough retribution I guess a sentence to keep me at it Startin’ to feel just a little confuse like a coffee machine on the outfit So I’m going to go somewhere closer and get a lover and tell you about it
There’s a she wolf in the closet Open open sadist feet There’s a she wolf in the closet Let it out so it can breathe
Sittin’ across the bar starin’ right up and pray It’s goin’ well so far she’s gonna get her way I turn a lecher and that’s so voodoo Boo’s my teacher, add her student
To look at the single man I got only a special radar On the bar department hot money get in trouble later I’m lookin’ for cute little deebles? with pitch that these guys just want to enjoy Havin’ a very good time when we get free bad in the arms of the good boys
There’s a she wolf in the closet Open open sadist feet There’s a she wolf in the closet Let it out so it can breathe
Fatso ass she’s in disguise Fatso ass she’s in disguise There’s a she wolf in disguise Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Fatso ass she’s in disguise Fatso ass she’s in disguise There’s a she wolf in disguise Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
There’s a she wolf in the closet Let it out so it can breathe
So What, Kanye? (I Win, You Fail) Dedicated to: Kanye West Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: P!nk’s “So What”
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na
I guess I just lost my air time Kanye just stole it away So I'm gonna spam the sympathy It’s a blessing in disguise
I got a brand new air time At tonight’s biggest award He’s gonna get in trouble P!nk woulda started a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na It’s free publicity Na, na, na, na, na, na, na It’s free publicity
So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my moonman and I don't need you And guess what, I'm havin' more fame And now that you're done Just scram with your pedobear
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my moonman and I don't want you tonight
Kanye just stole my mic And praised that Beyonce bitch I overshadowed Madonna Janet and Lady Gaga
What if this news is on the net? Somebody's gonna die He’s gonna get in trouble He’s gonna apologize
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Katy twittered the news Na, na, na, na, na, na, na It’s like he stepped on a kitten
So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my moonman and I don't need you And guess what, I'm havin' more fame And now that you're done Just scram with your pedobear
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my moonman and I don't want you tonight
You hate me, you always did You stole my mic and that's not fair I gave you time, I hate it all You we're there, you made me shocked
So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my sympathy and I don't need you And guess what, I'm havin' more fame And now that you're done Just scram with your pedobear
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my moonman and I don't want you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool So, so what, I’ve got lots of fans I got my moonman and I don't want you tonight
im in such utter disbelief that mas selmat has been captured after around a year. it all seemed like the sweet escape happened only half a year ago.
the headline today was so big, and the head there was so scary.
i would like to dedicate a song to mas selamat to congratulate him from going back to jail
The Sweet Escape Dedicated to: Mas Selamat Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Gwen Stefani’s “The Sweet Escape”
If I could escape I would but, first of all, let me say I must thank you for letting me shit and escape this way Cause I’ve been acting like I have got a stomachache It’s your fault you didn’t fix or shut the window Maybe that’s the reason my acting’s been so real?
If I could escape and recreate a place that’s Islamized And I could be the next Osama with Allah, perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet (Sorry boy) I know I’ve been a real bad boy (I’ll try to change - the world) I didn’t mean for me to turn lame whatsoever I can make it better Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to my sweet escape I want to get away, yeah
You held me up, I see the lowest fence gate point Come help me out, I need some help for my broken joint Come on let’s climb, counting on you to push me out Instead of hiding around, let’s look for some JI lout
So baby, tide’s get a little crazy I’ve been getting a little lazy waiting on you to come save me I can see a raft float by think I would swim to Johor Hopefully you don’t leave me, wanna take you on shore
If I could escape and recreate a place that’s Islamized And I could be the next Osama with Allah, perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet (Sorry boy) I know I’ve been a real bad boy (I’ll try to change - the world) I didn’t mean for me to turn lame whatsoever I can make it better Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (Sweet escape, sweet escape) If I could escape, if I could escape
Cause I’ve been acting like I have got a stomachache It’s your fault you didn’t fix or shut the window Maybe that’s the reason my acting’s been so real?
If I could escape and recreate a place that’s Islamized And I could be the next Osama with Allah, perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet (Sorry boy) I know I‘ve been a real bad boy (I’ll try to change - the world) I didn’t mean for me to turn lame whatsoever I can make it better Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to my sweet escape I want to get away, yeah
for the first time ever, i would be combining my song of the day, lyrics edit and album review together in one post. hopefully this post won't be the last day im using words.
this is some sort of a mindfuck video which feels like some harry potter crap. despite the fantastic graphics, please don't believe that this was done recently, in fact it was done in 1994. so instead of this video copying harry potter, i would say jk rowling was inspired by this.
25) Bedtime Story by Madonna album: Bedtime Stories
hit level: almost a hit
im hope i don't die for this. Assembly Time Story Dedicated to: What was discussed in assembly Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Madonna’s “Bedtime Story”
Today is the last day that I'm using words I gave up, lost the meaning Won't try to ask for more
Let's, let's, let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get un-socialcon-science
Today is the last day that I'm using words I gave up, lost the meaning Won't try to ask for more
Arguing, leaving logic and reason Opening, to the option of HRP Arguing, leaving logic and reason Changing, to the name of cat 2 projects
Let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get unconscience Let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get unconscience
Words are useless, especically acronyms They don't stand for the real thing How could they explain how I feel
Traveling, traveling, I'm traveling Traveling, traveling, leaving logic and reason Traveling, traveling, testing his reflex Traveling, traveling, in the war of the resources
Let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get unconscience Let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get unconscience
And inside we're all still wet Longing and yearning How can I explain how I feel?
Let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get unconscience Let's get un-socialcon-science Let's get unconscience
Traveling, traveling Traveling, traveling Traveling, traveling, in the arms of unconsciousness
And all that you've claimed to note You try to forget I'll never explain again
and now for the most unimportant part, which is basically here for the sake of combining all three categories together.
Album Review 21: Madonna - Bedtime Stories
1. Survival - 3.5/5 2. Secret - 4.5/5 3. I'd Rather Be Your Lover - 3.5/5 4. Don't Stop - 3.5/5 5. Inside Of Me - 3/5 6. Human Nature - 4.5/5 7. Forbidden Love - 3/5 8. Love Tried To Welcome Me - 3/5 9. Sanctuary - 3/5 10. Bedtime Story - 5/5 11. Take A Bow - 5/5
hi everyone, im going to talk more about songs today. and i'll be featuring featuring. you must be wondering what the hell im talking about. im going to talk about producers and other artists featuring on some other artist's songs.
10 years ago, artists mostly sing their own songs and rarely stick their mouth into other artist's songs. at most they have a duet, but rarely do they have featuring.
so what is featuring. featuring means getting yourself into a famous artist's song by saying somethings in it and then getting credit for it so that you become famous. this is such an easy way, why else would producers such as timbaland be so hot now.
here's some of timbaland's features with more famous artists:
aaliyah: - Ladies in da House (ft. Timbaland and Missy Elliott) - Came to Give Love (Outro) (ft. Timbaland) - Are You That Somebody? (ft. Timbaland) - We Need a Resolution (ft. Timbaland)
brandy: - Sirens (ft. Timbaland)
detiny's child: - Destiny's Child - Get on the Bus (ft. Timbaland)
duran duran: - Nite Runner (ft. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland)
justin timberlake: - SexyBack (ft. Timbaland) - Chop Me Up (ft. Timbaland & Three 6 Mafia)
missy elliott: - They Don't Wanna F*** Wit Me (ft. Timbaland) - Whatcha Gon' Do (ft. Timbaland)
nelly furtado: - Promiscuous (ft. Timbaland)
pussycat dolls: - Wait a Minute (ft. Timbaland)
young jeezy: - 3 A.M. (ft. Timbaland)
of course there's a lot more which i suggest you check out at wikipedia. but this is not the worst part, or maybe i should say, the shocking part. so what's the shocking part? the shocking part is when he presents shock value ii. in shock value ii, 15 out of the 17 tracks featured some other artist.
here's the track listing: - "Oh Timbaland" - "Give It to Me" (featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake ) - "Release" (featuring Justin Timberlake) - "The Way I Are" (featuring Keri Hilson and D.O.E.) - "Bounce" (featuring Dr. Dre, Missy Elliott, and Justin Timberlake) - "Come and Get Me" (featuring 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Jim Beanz and Mira Craig) - "Kill Yourself" (featuring Sebastian and Attitude) - "Boardmeeting" (featuring Magoo) - "Fantasy" - "Scream" (featuring Keri Hilson and Nicole Scherzinger) - "Miscommunication" (featuring Keri Hilson and Sebastian) - "Bombay" (featuring Amar and Jim Beanz) - "Throw It on Me" (featuring The Hives) - "Time" (featuring She Wants Revenge) - "One and Only" (featuring Fall Out Boy) - "Apologize" (Remix) (featuring OneRepublic) - "2 Man Show" (featuring Elton John)
so, what do you think is the shock value of this?
akon should also be konvicted of such crap featurings. from 2004 to present, he has had 29 songs featuring him.
heck, come on, you just say some things in the songs like hayyah, or uhuh and you want to be featured in it? or you just add an opening speech to a song like jay-z to umbrella and you can get yourself featured? how easy is that?
jay-z's part in umbrella "Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna) Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad) Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action) Ahuh Ahuh No clouds in my storms Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank Coming down with the Dow Jones When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella We fly higher than weather And G5’s are better, You know me, an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked chips for the rainy day Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine Rihanna where you at?"
ok so you have an opening speech and then you talk and talk and people aint know what you're talking about. i mean look at the lyrics? how many sentences there are relevant to the song itself? all you do is say almost irrelevant lyrics at the start and you want to get featured? what crap.
as such i shall dedicate a song to featuring.
A Capella (ft. Jay-Z, Timbaland & Akon) Dedicated to: Artists who likes to be featured on songs Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Rihanna "Umbrella"
[some random wants to get famous producer] Ahuh Ahuh (Yuh uh) Ahuh Ahuh (Bad song gone worse) Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action) Ahuh Ahuh
No sounds in the front Let me say, I wanna feature in this song Coming down like the Dow Jones An anticipation, for your precipitation. I know you sure can rhyme Jay, Akon is back with little Timbaland Hey where you’re at?
[finally my turn] You sang my part So I left my fart Maybe in my own dreams But you'll still be in the song Baby cause in the dark You can't see fame or cash And that's when you need famous singers Cause they will always let You sing
When my sun shines, you can come sing together Told you I'll be here forever Said you'll always be a featurer Took the wrong producer He’s bound to stick into my song Now that he's featuring more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can sing your own A Capella You can sing your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
The foolish start, should not come in all This song is part of my entity, here for infinity When Jay-Z sang his part When Timbaland mixed his part If the song is blend, by featuring he'll mend that part Because
When my sun shines, you can come sing together Told you I'll be here forever Said you'll always be a featurer Took the wrong producer He’s bound to stick into my song Now that he's featuring more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can sing your own A Capella You can sing your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
You can stick into my song Just hope that it’s unharmed Come here to me There's a distance in between the verse So go on and rap the crap more I'll be all you need for fame Because
When my sun shines, you can come sing together Told you I'll be here forever Said you'll always be a featurer Took the wrong producer He’s bound to stick into my song Now that he's featuring more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can sing your own A Capella You can sing your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh) your own A Capella (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
It's featuring Ooh baby it's featuring Baby come here to me Come here to me It's featuring Oh baby it's featuring
Gimme More Service Dedicated to: SMRT and SBS Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Britney Spears’s “Gimme More”
I’m waving, HEY! I see you, I waved for you and you didn’t care
Everytime they turn the lights off Just wish they’d go that extra mile for us Display of dissatisfaction Feel's like no one else on the bus (But You)
I wanna get down but the bell is unwell I keep on pressin' (I keep on pressin') I keep on pressin' (Keep on pressin')
Cameras are flashing at the door that’s faulty They keep watchin' (They keep watchin') Keep watchin The crowd is really saying
Gimme gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme (Mo') Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme (Mo') Gimme gimme more
Center of a tension ('tension) Even when they're up against a punch You got me in a crazy frustration (Yeah) Even you're on a mission (Uh-huh) You got no permission (Oh)
I wanna get down but the bell is unwell I keep on pressin' (I keep on pressin') I keep on pressin' (Keep on pressin')
Cameras are flashing at the door that’s faulty They keep watchin' (They keep watchin') Keep watchin The crowd is really saying
Gimme gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo') Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme (Mo') Gimme gimme more
(No wonder some just can't control themselves, oh) (I want more? Well just gimme more, oh!)
Gimme gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more (Gimme more) Gimme gimme more Gimme (Mo') Gimme gimme more (Ooh) Gimme gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more (Gimme more, oh yeah) Gimme (Mo') Gimme gimme more
Ohh, gimme more, gimme more (More) Gimme more, gimme more baby I just wanna more
Gimme gimme Gimme Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme Gimme (Ooh) Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme Gimme Gimme gimme more Gimme gimme Gimme (Ooh) Gimme gimme
Bet you didn't see this one coming (i did, it just didn't stop for me) The Si Bei Slow SBS The lengendary SMRT, haha And the unstoppable critic Ahh, you gonna have to sue me Not the only one, haha
I Stay In Shade Dedicated to: People who think the earth still has hope and celebrities who tell us to conserve energy and stop global warming when they are polluting the earth with their ultra high tech instruments in their concerts and tours Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Mariah Carey’s “I Stay In Love”
I stay in shade because it’s hot
Dying outside cause I can't stand heat Girls’ make up melt down can't withstand this temp It is so hot, I don't even really know why all couples Try and try so hard to keep their flame alive If you don’t know me at this point then I highly doubt you ever will I really need you to give me that hair conditioner my hair needs cure It's a mistake if we just ignore it From ecologists I know
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
It’s rooted so deep it comes down to a “SO?” My friends tell me I ain't the same no more We belong together? (lulzcrapworthysourcenot) When the (acid) rain is pouring down we gon' act like it’s a flood Sea levels risin’ now “Hey you, don’t you give up it’s not so bad” ya right, pop queen Used to being at the top eh? Break the ice like Britney bitch We all know the ice is meltin' Can we learn from our mistakes It can’t last 4 minutes at all, although I know
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
i was taking the bus and feeling very bored. i was playing 4 minutes in my head and suddenly i decided to edit 4 minutes immediately in my mind. turns out it became 4 seconds (to pick your trash). i remember myself brilliantly littering without anyone noticing. perhaps someday i could create a tutorial teaching people to do so. 4 Seconds (To Pick Your Trash) Dedicated to: Litter bugs Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Madonna “4 Minutes”
You’re outta time and all you got is 4 seconds Come on Yeah Pick it up Come on
Come on boy I've been waiting for only you To pick up your trash
Well don't waste time Give me a sign Tell me where you wanna throw
I want somebody to pick it up for you Then stuff down your throat There's enough room for more
Well, can you handle that Ain’t gotta show me howda’ do that Are you ready to go (Are you ready to go)
If you throw it You’ll get the ticket If you throw more Then I wish you best of luck If you're picking Cops must be peeking pick the trash and he ain’t givin’ you what you need
Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating Grab a can Suck your flam Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating You only got 4 seconds, 4 seconds
Pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock That's right, pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna*, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Sometimes I think what you need is a cop intervention, yeah
And you know I can tell that you need it And that it's true, by the way that you look, ooh, hey
The road to prison is paved with food and tensions, yeah
But if you’re jailed tonight At least you can say you did what you wanted to do Tell me, how bout that?
If you throw it You’ll get the ticket If you throw more Then I wish you best of luck If you're picking Cops must be peeking pick the trash and he ain’t givin’ you what you need
Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating Grab a can Suck your flam Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating You only got 4 seconds, 4 seconds
Pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna*, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock That's right, pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Pick it up Yeah (tick tock tick tock tick tock) Yeah, uh huh (tick tock tick tock tick tock) You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash
*Prima donna is an opera term which means “first lady” in Italian. The term was used to designate the leading female singer in the opera. The corresponding term for the male lead would be “primo uomo”.
Retest Dedicated to: exams, tests and retests Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Amy Winehouse "Rehab"
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come back to school, you'll test, test, test I ain't got the time but if my test score thinks I’m fine Just try to make me go to retest I won’t go, go, go
I’d rather be at class for hours I ain’t got 4 minutes Cos there’s nothing,there's nothing you can teach me That I can’t learn from no one
Didn’t get a lot in class But I know it does come from a noisy class
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come to school, you'll test, test, test I ain't got the time but if my test score thinks I’m fine Just try to make me go to retest I won’t go, go, go
The man said "why you think you here?" I said "for a retest" I’m gonna, I'm gonna take a retest So I always keep my pencil case near He said "I just think you need a retest" This me "Yeah right, and a rest"
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come to school, you'll test, test, test
I don’t ever want to be slack again I just, ooh just need a fiend I’m not gonna spend ten weeks Have everyone think I’m on the end
And it’s not just my bonafide It’s just till these tests have ended
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come to school, you'll test, test, test I ain't got the time but if my test score thinks I’m fine Just try to make me go to retest I won’t go, go, go
yay i finally got a not well made song about camps.
No Camp Dedicated to: Camping and all volunteer campers Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Alicia Keys's "No One"
I just want to go home Where I can stay forever You said to cheer That it will make me better Me and me together Through the days and nights I will worry cause Camp is not gonna be alright People keep cheering They can cheer what they like But all I know is cheering's gonna turn into a fight
No camp no camp no camp No one can get in the way of what I'm feeling No camp no camp no camp No one can get in the way of what I feel for camps Only cheering Can get in the way of what I feel for camp
When the rain is pouring down And my legs are hurting from the hiking everyday This I know for certain
Me and me together Through the days and nights I will worry cause Camp is not gonna be alright People keep cheering They can cheer what they like But all I know is cheering's gonna turn into a fight
No camp no camp no camp No one can get in the way of what I'm feeling No camp no camp no camp No one can get in the way of what I feel for camps Only cheering Can get in the way of what I feel for camp
I know some people camp the world (OB) To find something like what we don't have I know people will cry Cry to go home To something so real So till the end of time Im telling you that
No camp no camp no camp No one can get in the way of what I'm feeling No camp no camp no camp No one can get in the way of what I feel for camps Oh oh oh....
this is the copy of work (before finetuning to "did it wrong") submitted to xujun for his "why council never wins oscar" before handing in the final copy, "suck" editted from stacie oricco's "stuck".
Did It Wrong Dedicated to: School Council Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Nelly Furtado’s “Say It Right”
In the day In the school Do it all Did it wrong You didn’t get it And you won't You either slack or you play When your skull is hollow When only shit comes out of you When there's still time for blathering Nothing’s done by the council
Oh you didn't do nothing at all for us No you didn't do nothing at all for us You ain’t got what it takes to set me free No you didn’t do anything for us
I can say that you’re all urine and urea I can say that I only see the shit in your pancreas I can't say that I don't know that you’re still slacking And all of what you did I could show You now you now
Oh you didn't do nothing at all for us No you didn't do nothing at all for us You ain’t got what it takes to set me free No you didn’t do anything for us
From smops I didn’t get from you A shit that you did "Dismiss" is spelt as "dimiss" for two measly years From my body I could show you a place that is lame You should know break room is crap Do you really want to go?
after editting like a prayer, xujun has requested for me to tap on my wisdom once again to edit a song for him. so i have decided to write about one of the things he does very often, as you can see in the lyrics below. i editted ray of light and it will be called ray of light 2008.
Ray Of Light 2008 Dedicated to: Xujun Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Madonna’s “Ray Of Light”
Standing in the lab in chem he wonder Which substance in the lab should he steal today He’s got himself ethanol gone quickly For the call of Justin threatens everyone
And he steals, then he just went home And he steals And he steals, then he just went home And he steals
Faster than the speeding light he’s escaping Trying to remember where it all began He’s got himself a little piece of Mg Waiting for the time when his Mg (and some other chemicals) shall be as one
And he steals, then he just went home And he steals And he steals, then he just went home And he steals
Quicker than a ray of light Quicker than a ray of light Quicker than a ray of light
Standing in the lab in chem he wonder Which substance in the lab should he steal today He’s got himself ethanol gone quickly For the call of Justin threatens everyone
And he steals, then he just went home And he steals And he steals, then he just went home And he steals
And he steals Quicker than a ray of light Then gone for More chemicals will be there Through the endless years
He’s got himself some chemicals He’s got himself some chemicals He’s got himself some chemicals
And he steals And he steals And he steals, then he just went home And he steals
Quicker than a ray of light he’s stealing Quicker than a ray of light he’s escaping
this post is dedicated to the ever irrtating and gay, shawn, who has been stalking me till the ends of the earth. he is the worst stalker i have ever seen. go stalk someone else instead. go eat shit, go and die, but just don't come near me.
as such i will dedicate my change lyrics of like a prayer to that basket.
Like A Stalker Dedicated to: Shawn Ng Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Madonna’s “Like A Prayer”
Life is a mystery, everyone should stand alone I hear you call my name And it feels so gay
When you call my name, it's like a little stalker Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the school hour, I could feel your power Just like a stalker, You know I'll stop you there
I hear your voice, its like an stalker stalking I have no choice, I hear your voice Feels like dying I close my eyes, oh God I think Im falling Out of the sky, he stands behind Heaven help me
When you call my name, it's like a little stalker Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the school hour, I could feel your power Just like a stalker, You know I'll stop you there
Like a child you whisper softly to me Youre in control just like a child Now Im dancing Its like a nightmare, no end and no beginning Youre here with me, its like a nightmare Let the choir sing
When you call my name, it's like a little stalker Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the school hour, I could feel your power Just like a stalker, You know I'll stop you there
Just like a prayer, your voice can give me hell Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery Just like a ngihtmare, you are still what you seem Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can give me hell
Just like a prayer, He'll give me death Its like a nightmare to me
this is what ching hun says to nearly everyone, even teachers. two-timer is probably not enough for him. i should say poly-timer.
iiex duunnnchx liiekiex euuuu
this is one of the many disgusting chat-twit (chatspeak + twit) he uses. i copied this from what i can only roughly remembered. only someone like ching hun will purposely go memorise the phrase.
i don't love you
this is my response when he says he "lurbs" me. just as i expected. ching hun sexuality is not straight, just like his hair
ching hun is lame, try-to-act-cool-when-not-cool-at-all, uses disgusting languages, vulgar...
this is only part of my description for ching hun. maggi mee head would be a harsh word but i would gladly add in. very difficult not to offend you with this post ching hun, but i really must point out what kind of person you are. you don't know you are in the wrong when you are in the wrong. act emo when you not happy. think you're cool? not in your life or even after-life.
this leads me to modifying the lyrics for nelly furtado's "promiscuous" just for ching hun.
Promiscuous 2008 Dedicated to: Ching Hun Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Nelly Furtado’s “Promiscuous”
ching hun: Am i throwin' you off? me: Yes ching hun: Didn’t think so me: ...Don't act pro
ching hun: How you doing my "fren" me: The feeling that you're giving really drives me crazy
ching hun: You don’t have to play about the joke me: I was mad with the crap first time that we spoke
me: If you looking for a person that’ll treat you right If you lookin’ for me in the day time in the school Then you have came to the wrong guy.
ching hun: You might be the type if I play my cards right I'll find out by the end of the night me: No. And no playing of cards in school
me: You expect me to just let you do it But will you still respect me if you get it Obviously not!
ching hun: All I can do is try, gimme one chance What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand me: That's right. Never will be your ring anyway But once you speak to me You'll see a ring on my head So don't come tell me you "lurb" me.
ching hun: I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent me: You're honest. But SO???
me: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it ching hun: Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute me: Let's continue running so you can die of exhaustion and stop bothering me.
ching hun: Promiscuous boy Wherever you are Im' all alone And it's you that I want
me: My problem that you're a loner? Must be because of what kind of person you are And even if you give yourself to me for free I won't want it
me: Promiscuous boy You already know That I’m not yours What you waiting for? So SCRAM!
ching hun: Promiscuous boy You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need me: I have no crap that you need and don't keep saying don't like that leh. Im not teasing you about this. You don't have the quietness that i need from you
me: Promiscuous boy Let's get to the point Cause you're on a roll Are you ready? I hope you roll down bukit timah hill and away from me
me: Roses are red Some diamonds are blue Vaccum cleaner is better, And you're still damn sucky
ching hun: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you Who you with, do you mind if I come through me: Yes i do mind
me: I’m out of this world come with me to my planet Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it? I hope the atmosphere in my planet does not suit you and you leave me alone
ching hun: They call me ching hoon Last name lim Recognize game I'm a lay mine's down me: Who cares about your name
me: I'm a big boy I can handle myself But if I get lonely I still don't need your help Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health I only talk for you to get lost.
ching hun: I want you on my team me: But i don't want to be on yours.
ching hun: Baby we can keep it on the low Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know If you with it boy I know a place we can go me: Don't call baby here baby there Nobody's your baby Well i know a place where you can go Hell.
me: What kind of boy do you take me for?
ching hun: Promiscuous boy Wherever you are Im' all alone And it's you that I want me: My problem that you're a loner? Must be because of what kind of person you are And even if you give yourself to me for free I won't want it.
me: Promiscuous boy You already know That I’m not yours What you waiting for? So SCRAM!
ching hun: Promiscuous boy You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need me: I have not crap that you need and don't keep saying don't like that leh Im not teasing you about this You don't have the quietness that i need
me: Promiscuous boy Let's get to the point Cause you're on a roll Are you ready? I hope you roll down bukit timah hill and away from me.
ching hun: Don't be mad, don't get mean me: please get mad, please be mean
ching hun: Don't be mad, don't get mean me: please get mad, please be mean
ching hun: Wait! I don't mean no harm I can see to you with my t-shirt on me: Think you're playing basketball?
me: I can see you with nothing on Just warn me before you bring your crap on
ching hun: Bring that on? me: You know what I mean Don't act too dumb even though you're dumb.
ching hun: Boy, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things me: I know that you're a freak from your hair
me: I’m only trying to get inside your brain To see if i can stop you the way you say (chat-twit)
ching hun: It's okay, it's alright I got something that you gonna like
me: Hey obviously you're talking trash Is your game audition like maple story?
ching hun: Promiscuous boy Wherever you are Im' all alone And it's you that I want me: My problem that you're a loner? Must be because of what kind of person you are And even if you give yourself to me for free I won't want it.
me: Promiscuous Boy I'm calling your name But you're driving me crazy The way you're making me hear you speak (chat-twit)
ching hun: Promiscuous boy You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need me: I have no crap that you need and don't keep saying don't like that leh Im not teasing you about this You don't have the quietness that i need
me: Promiscuous Boy We're not in the same So we don't gotta play games no more So go away.
