146. 4 seconds (to pick your trash)

i was taking the bus and feeling very bored. i was playing 4 minutes in my head and suddenly i decided to edit 4 minutes immediately in my mind. turns out it became 4 seconds (to pick your trash). i remember myself brilliantly littering without anyone noticing. perhaps someday i could create a tutorial teaching people to do so.

4 Seconds (To Pick Your Trash)
Dedicated to: Litter bugs
Lyrics edited by: DATF
Original song: Madonna “4 Minutes”

You’re outta time and all you got is 4 seconds
Come on
Yeah
Pick it up
Come on

Come on boy
I've been waiting for only you
To pick up your trash

Well don't waste time
Give me a sign
Tell me where you wanna throw

I want somebody to pick it up for you
Then stuff down your throat
There's enough room for more

Well, can you handle that
Ain’t gotta show me howda’ do that
Are you ready to go
(Are you ready to go)

If you throw it
You’ll get the ticket
If you throw more
Then I wish you best of luck
If you're picking
Cops must be peeking
pick the trash
and he ain’t givin’ you what you need

Time is waiting
You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash
No hesitating
Grab a can
Suck your flam
Time is waiting
You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash
No hesitating
You only got 4 seconds, 4 seconds

Pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey
Madonna, uh
You gotta pick `em all up
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
That's right, pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey
Madonna*, uh
You gotta pick `em all up
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Sometimes I think what you need is a cop intervention, yeah

And you know I can tell that you need it
And that it's true, by the way that you look, ooh, hey

The road to prison is paved with food and tensions, yeah

But if you’re jailed tonight
At least you can say you did what you wanted to do
Tell me, how bout that?

If you throw it
You’ll get the ticket
If you throw more
Then I wish you best of luck
If you're picking
Cops must be peeking
pick the trash
and he ain’t givin’ you what you need

Time is waiting
You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash
No hesitating
Grab a can
Suck your flam
Time is waiting
You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash
No hesitating
You only got 4 seconds, 4 seconds

Pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey
Madonna*, uh
You gotta pick `em all up
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
That's right, pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey
Madonna, uh
You gotta pick `em all up
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Pick it up
Yeah
(tick tock tick tock tick tock)
Yeah, uh huh
(tick tock tick tock tick tock)
You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash



*Prima donna is an opera term which means “first lady” in Italian. The term was used to designate the leading female singer in the opera. The corresponding term for the male lead would be “primo uomo”.

Labels: lyrics edit

posted by datf @ 9/02/2008 07:33:00 pm