75. promiscuous 2008

sorry LAH!

this is how insincere ching hun is.


i lurb you

this is what ching hun says to nearly everyone, even teachers. two-timer is probably not enough for him. i should say poly-timer.


iiex duunnnchx liiekiex euuuu

this is one of the many disgusting chat-twit (chatspeak + twit) he uses. i copied this from what i can only roughly remembered. only someone like ching hun will purposely go memorise the phrase.


i don't love you

this is my response when he says he "lurbs" me.
just as i expected.
ching hun sexuality is not straight, just like his hair


ching hun is lame, try-to-act-cool-when-not-cool-at-all, uses disgusting languages, vulgar...

this is only part of my description for ching hun. maggi mee head would be a harsh word but i would gladly add in.
very difficult not to offend you with this post ching hun, but i really must point out what kind of person you are.
you don't know you are in the wrong when you are in the wrong.
act emo when you not happy.
think you're cool? not in your life or even after-life.

this leads me to modifying the lyrics for nelly furtado's "promiscuous" just for ching hun.


Promiscuous 2008
Dedicated to: Ching Hun
Lyrics edited by: DATF
Original song: Nelly Furtado’s “Promiscuous”

ching hun: Am i throwin' you off?
me: Yes
ching hun: Didn’t think so
me: ...Don't act pro

ching hun: How you doing my "fren"
me: The feeling that you're giving really drives me crazy

ching hun: You don’t have to play about the joke
me: I was mad with the crap first time that we spoke

me: If you looking for a person that’ll treat you right
If you lookin’ for me in the day time in the school
Then you have came to the wrong guy.

ching hun: You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
me: No. And no playing of cards in school

me: You expect me to just let you do it
But will you still respect me if you get it
Obviously not!

ching hun: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand
me: That's right. Never will be your ring anyway
But once you speak to me
You'll see a ring on my head
So don't come tell me you "lurb" me.

ching hun: I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent
me: You're honest. But SO???

me: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
ching hun: Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute
me: Let's continue running so you can die of exhaustion and stop bothering me.

ching hun: Promiscuous boy
Wherever you are
Im' all alone
And it's you that I want

me: My problem that you're a loner?
Must be because of what kind of person you are
And even if you give yourself to me for free
I won't want it

me: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m not yours
What you waiting for?
So SCRAM!

ching hun: Promiscuous boy
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
me: I have no crap that you need and don't keep saying don't like that leh.
Im not teasing you about this.
You don't have the quietness that i need from you

me: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause you're on a roll
Are you ready?
I hope you roll down bukit timah hill and away from me

me: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Vaccum cleaner is better,
And you're still damn sucky

ching hun: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Who you with, do you mind if I come through
me: Yes i do mind

me: I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
I hope the atmosphere in my planet does not suit you and you leave me alone

ching hun: They call me ching hoon
Last name lim
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
me: Who cares about your name

me: I'm a big boy I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I still don't need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
I only talk for you to get lost.

ching hun: I want you on my team
me: But i don't want to be on yours.

ching hun: Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it boy I know a place we can go
me: Don't call baby here baby there
Nobody's your baby
Well i know a place where you can go
Hell.

me: What kind of boy do you take me for?

ching hun: Promiscuous boy
Wherever you are
Im' all alone
And it's you that I want
me: My problem that you're a loner?
Must be because of what kind of person you are
And even if you give yourself to me for free
I won't want it.

me: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m not yours
What you waiting for?
So SCRAM!

ching hun: Promiscuous boy
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
me: I have not crap that you need and don't keep saying don't like that leh
Im not teasing you about this
You don't have the quietness that i need

me: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause you're on a roll
Are you ready?
I hope you roll down bukit timah hill and away from me.

ching hun: Don't be mad, don't get mean
me: please get mad, please be mean

ching hun: Don't be mad, don't get mean
me: please get mad, please be mean

ching hun: Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see to you with my t-shirt on
me: Think you're playing basketball?

me: I can see you with nothing on
Just warn me before you bring your crap on

ching hun: Bring that on?
me: You know what I mean
Don't act too dumb even though you're dumb.

ching hun: Boy, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things
me: I know that you're a freak from your hair

me: I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if i can stop you the way you say (chat-twit)

ching hun: It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gonna like

me: Hey obviously you're talking trash
Is your game audition like maple story?

ching hun: Promiscuous boy
Wherever you are
Im' all alone
And it's you that I want
me: My problem that you're a loner?
Must be because of what kind of person you are
And even if you give yourself to me for free
I won't want it.

me: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me hear you speak (chat-twit)

ching hun: Promiscuous boy
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
me: I have no crap that you need and don't keep saying don't like that leh
Im not teasing you about this
You don't have the quietness that i need

me: Promiscuous Boy
We're not in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
So go away.

Labels: lyrics edit

posted by datf @ 2/21/2008 08:44:00 pm