303. top 10 nonsense of the year

i have compiled my top 10 nonsense of the year.

top 10 nonsense of the year

1. miley cyrus
seriously, miley cyrus is becoming a hooker. not even kids like hannah montana now. they buy hannah montana pencils so that they can laugh maniacally while her face is being sharpened off. but you probably can still earn some money selling ice cream by pole dancing on an ice cream truck like you do in teen choice awards.

2. twilight
what's twilight? twilight is the movie starring cedric diggory from "harry potter", sharkboy from "the adventures of sharkboy and lava girl" and a girl who falls in love with a vampire. why doesn't she fall in love with a zombie instead? they march way nicer than edward cullen.

3. kanye west interrupts taylor swift
kanye west: "now i'm gonna let you finish your list, but i gotta say that i am the top nonsense of all time, and not only this year."

4. jonas brothers
still fantasizing on a threesome? good luck then. kevin jonas is getting married, nick jonas is miley cyrus's used junk in her lovegame, and joe jonas was with taylor swift. don't worry, the jonases won't die so quickly because they have a 9 year old brother frankie jonas. you jonas fanatics can relive your fantasy once he reached teenage.

5. stupid jon divorces kate
jon gosselin's a jerk. read up if you don't know what's happening, its quite complex to explain here.

6. chris brown
violent mofo. how can you hit your dear riri. and your newest album is called graffiti? well you didn't commit vandalism crime now did you? you committed assault. your album name should have been "i punched the shit out of my gf so beware".

7. balloon boy hoax
world's coolest parents? no. world's most retarded parents? yes. world's greatest advertisement for a show? not in their life.

8. couple intrudes white house
mr and mrs salahi are the world's greatest top secret spies, being able to escape one of the tightest securities in the world and shake hands with obama, not only at the recent india prime minister dinner at white house, but also at obama's inaugaration ceremony. cool dudes.

9. michael jackson's dad
your son is one of the most famous superstar of all time. he died recently, so what do you do? a) fight for his fortune b) use this opportunity to advertise your new recording project c) have a share in all michael jackson related money-making expenditure d) all of the above
michael's dad answer? d, of course!

10. octomom
you have no money, divorced and are living on state benefits, so you give birth to six kids from 2001 to 2006, and then in 2009 give birth to octuplets, all via in vitro fertilisation.

posted by datf @ 12/02/2009 09:37:00 pm