261. one no talent, one got only one talent

i totally forgot to post about the adventures of mimi at america's got talent.



oh gawd, nick cannon totally sucked. what kind of retarded intro is that. yo think yo stil some rappa boy, yo ova dat is, ova. what's more obsessed isn't even a smash hit. you suck at hosting, sucka.

and then mariah carey comes out in the casual but great outfit. but the flashy lighting's totally weird, i mean this is not even some sort of hardcore dance performance. this performance is one of her best performance ever. she finally knows that she's damn boring being up there alone and singing all by herself. it's great that she decides to hire some dancers to get me something else to look at other than that same arrogant face she's been having since i don't know when.

but if i were the dancer, i would say stop blockin' ma way, yo hony biatch. and then two guys lift her up for one second and then put her down, and then another two dancers lift her up for one second and put her down again and then two other dancers lift her high up again as if she was cheerleading effortlessly. and then they spin her right round once before putting her down and dancing around her in circles.

and then they dance with her standing at the back and boy am i glad i dont see her fat face througout. and then as if there wasn't enough uplift, two more dancers had to lift her fat body up again and for the 18923482432479 time do her whistle register and then she touched her own body because no one wants to touch her body on her previous album. and then the audience, probably consisting of 90% mariah fans, had to applaud her for her originality for whistling for the 18923482432479 time as if they haven't heard her whistle for a gazillion years. and then she ended the performance by looking to her left supposedly sexily into the camera so as to test the reflex of the cameraman on turning the camera to her face. and then when the camera goes to the audience, you realise that the audience are nearly all blacks, no wonder there was the clapping when she did her whistle register for the 18923482432479 time.

and finally that pathetic cannon comes out to say that he's obsessed with her. the pack of lies doesnt end here. he continues by saying that mariah has more no.1 singles than any single artist in the world but we all know that the only place she's successful is the usa. and then mariah continued with her "modesty" which was so obviously fake, and said that well there's a group that has more and clearly we can't touch them. oh ya, a group. i bet she must be thinking what's that group called again? i remember it sounds like an insect. who doesn't know that she's releasing an album so quickly because she wants to surpass the beatles. she then goes on to be sarcastic and says "no, no, this is your show and i'm just happy to be here you know."

the worst pack of lies came when nick cannon said that he loves her because she's modest and beautiful, when we all know he married her because of her boobs and her money.

but then the epic fail came when mariah's name was spelt wrongly. im sure mariah would kill nick cannon when she sees this.


to end the whole segment, mariah pinched nick cannon's ass.

posted by datf @ 8/10/2009 07:07:00 pm