252. she's obsessed with herself

i was like, why are you so obsessed with yourself, mariah?
then i was like, you were the pussy who seduced people first, and then now you claim that some people are just so obsessed with you. how ironic is that.
i was also like why did you always have to potray yourself as damn famous in every video you do.
and i was also like how much did the diehard fans pay you to appear screaming as diehard fans on only 1 second on the music video? like over us$10,000? so that it's enough to cover the cost of the video?
then of course, i was like great beard, mariah.
i was then like, how do i live in a room filled with pictures of the same human from ceiling to floor, and even on bed.
again, i was like, for a stalker, thats a distance too close to be standing. stalker fail.
so then i was like, did they recollect the problematic mariah merchandises to use for the stalker's room?
after seeing the stalker hug the mariah carey cardboard cutout, i was like, reminds me of shane dawson with his miley and jonas cutout.
and then at the end, i was like, mariah is so evil and heartless because after her diehard fan got knocked by the bus, other than being shocked that a bus appeared in front of her, she didn't even appeared scared or caring that someone got knocked down. she just stands there like its not her business.
somemore i was like, the bus didn't even attempt to slow down when it was going to knock into the stalker, how fake could it be.
so in conclusion, i was like, mariah you're vain and heartless.

posted by datf @ 7/16/2009 09:04:00 pm