234. memoirs of an over-photoshopped middle aged woman

lets start:
hair: she's supposed to look wet. but shirt doesn't suggest that. means that her hair is gel-ed, not wet.
head: she always have some baby fats. this head is too thin, photoshopped.
hand: recent photos doesn't show her hand being so thin. photoshopped.
waist: overly thin, recent photos don't suggest that either. photoshopped.
boobs: obviously photoshopped. too big to be true for her.

this is a total photoshop to look sexy. so fake. mariah "fakey" carey. she's obsessed with looking sexy. i think her new video, instead of telling her techy to upgrade to what kind of specific modem (refer to touch my body), she's gonna teach us photoshop! to enhance our figure!

i think i should try doing one of these photoshop too.


ok fine this is ugly, anyway i simply did it in 3 minutes using the bloat function under liquify. someday i will probably spend more time making it nicer.



36) How Do I Live by LeAnn Rimes
album: You Light Up My Life: Inspirational Songs

hit level: smash hit


extremely beautiful song. well sung. but the album cover depicts the 20+ girl like a 40 year old fat bitch.

Labels: song

posted by datf @ 6/16/2009 09:17:00 pm