233. joker jonases and other music shit

1. the jonas brothers released their "long awaited" album, "lines, vines and trying times" today in europe. oh wow congrats to the three jonases for thinking up such a poetic rhyme, which is probably one of the worst rhymes ever since miley cyrus's aka hannah montana's song title, hoedown throwdown. but under the vines, or the trying times of touch economy, is the rotting fruit of the content of their album.
reviews from wikipedia page of this album shows that allmusic gave 3/5, which probably means common enough so throw away this shit. planet sound gives 2 stars out of 10, which is an exaggeration of the truth by 2 extra stars. the tune gave c-, which i hope is the worst grade it has. entertainment weekly gave a meekly b-, probably because many of the jonas fans read that magazine, and in order not to lose such a huge group of young girls and children readership, they had to make the grade of that album a passable grade.
is there a need to release a studio album every single year, jonases? you should know there's a better future terrorizing children on disney shows, or hold a tour to suck the money out of fangirls before all 3 of you grow old. oh i forgot jonas brothers have more brothers, such as 8 year old frankie jonas. when is he gonna join you all? is your family planning to turn this into the biggest family business since the jackson 5 and the trio of billy ray, miley and her two metro brothers?
alternatively, just snap your fingers and thousands of young girls (or gay boys) will be willing to offer their asses and pussies. in fact they will even pay for you to have sex with them. and even more to have a foursome. so go on and do them and not do the public with your crap.

2. second on music is that mariah carey is releasing her new single, "obsessed" tomorrow on radio. it's the first single off her already 12th studio album "memoirs of an imperfect angel". is the imperfect angel supposed to be tommy motorola or motola or whatever he's called la. or is it about nick cannon? or is this for the people who just lost somebody, their best friend, their baby, their man or their lady put your hand way up high bla bla... anyway i have concluded reasons for her having another album so quickly.
- she's pregnant and can't tour
- nick cannon forced her to make an album about how much she loves him or vice-versa.
- she is fucking hao lian, and wants to hurry up and surpass the beatles for the most no.1 singles in the usa. and also wants to get another album to even madonna for more no.1 albums in usa.
- her second emancipation album failed terribly in sales for a diva, so her record company forces her to make more albums.
im not sure if she's pregnant anyway. it seems like a rumour. but if she's really not, then please mariah, just go have a baby, you are nearing 40 and will probably regret it if you don't have one.

3. cascada's new single for her third album "evacuate the dancefloor", "evacuate the dancefloor", is a rip off of lady gaga. it has an obvious copy of colby o' donis's rap in "just dance", anyway, if you listen there are more similarities than just the rap part.



35) You Must Love Me by Madonna
album: Evita Soundtrack

hit level: hit


i don't know if this is the music video, but the original song doesn't have her that high in pitch. but madonna in musical is unbelievable. and i feel that this version is a lot better than other version that is covered. madonna didn't sing with a lot of power or full of techniques, unlike the other covers. this is correct because this song was supposed to be sang when eva peron's going to die. so a dying person should sound a little frail and not gusto.
this is a touching song and maybe the only song that would make me want to cry.

Labels: song

posted by datf @ 6/15/2009 03:43:00 pm