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Thursday, June 04, 2009

226. song of the holiday 4

wth1. my mum wants to buy 2 sets of the ugly hci 90th anniversary stamp. the pictures on the stamps are so damn ugly, probably taken by a noob. if it was slightly nicer, maybe i would buy, but this quality of pictures put me off. yucks.

wth2. angelina jolie took the number 1 spot for forbes celebrity top 100! with only $27 million in earnings. come on, oprah earned more than 9 times that amount. her web rank and press rank is only slightly lower than jolie's one, why put her at no.2? if it's counted like this, brad pitt should have been no.4.

wth3. beyonce earned $87 million in the past year!!! you must be kidding me! luckily madonna decided to earn money these few years, or she would have lost her world record.

anyway madonna still breaks her own world record for being the highest paid female singer with earning of $110 million in the past year, up $38 million from her previous record, ranking number 3 on the celebrities top 100 list.

wth4. madonna vs michael jackson in mtv's celebrity deathmatch

madonna and michael jackson fights it out in a wrestling ring surrounded by hydrochloric acid.
epic moments:
"with his extensive use of plastic surgery, it looks like michael jackson has developed an incredible tolerance for pain." - said by commentator after fighting out crotch grabbing with madonna.
michael jackson drops into the pool of acid after his flying glove bounced off the string of the ring and rebounded to hit him. the commentator said "i don't know if that acid is strong enough to eat through michael's plastic surgery." and then michael climbs back to the ring in his black self after the plastic is corroded.
michael says "you just spoilt half a million dollars worth of cosmetic surgery. i'm gonna take it out on your head."
michael uses his "moonwalker magic" to transform into a hamster, and dies after madonna kicked him into the pool of acid.

of course there are other episodes like mariah carey vs. jim carrey, and britney vs christina (which i can't find). but shouldn't they create one on madonna vs mariah carey.