206. it's britney bitch

xujun still wants to argue with me on britney so i shall enlighten him.

why britney isn't a loser:

1. Britney has never sung a song live in her whole pathetic life. Most videos featuring her "live" has evidence of her lip-synching slipping.
a: show me some other videos of her lip-synching other than the gimme more mtv vma 2007 performance.

2. Britney has no stage presence at all. It's like you notice the background dancers more than her. In the video of 2007 MTV awards performance of Gimme More, it is obvious that Rihanna would rather talk to her friend than look at Britney.
a: she has no stage presence at all, that's why you can observe her lip-synching. what is rihanna telling her friend, is it about what to eat for breakfast tomorrow, is it about how to gouge out chris brown's eye or is it about britney's fantastic or poor performance? obviously it's the latter because it's more related, so after all it's still related to britney and not about something else.

3. She can only gain attention by shaving her head or beating up a car with an umbrella.
a: what about lip-synching and divorce and fighting a custody for children?

4. Her song's are just catchy and most of them have no real meaning at all. This is thanks to her producers and not her.
a: who said songs must have a meaning? and how would you know it has no real meaning? you either can't hear what she's singing or you don't bother reading the lyrics. and also producers are there for the purpose of making the songs sounds nice.

5. She sleep randomly with other people and then fight for custody of her children
a: you randomly give crappy facts. rihanna randomly picked up chris brown's phone to find out that paris new bff is chris brown. britney is not as loose as you think she is. divorce is very common in hollywood, so obviously fighting for custody would be common too.

6. britney is holder of multiple guiness world records

7. britney is the biggest selling artist of this decade.

posted by datf @ 3/23/2009 12:48:00 pm