181. merry christmas!

hi everyone, merry christmas.

on a rather irrelevant note, madonna is reportedly dating "her son". coincidentally, that guy's name is jesus, jesus luz. madonna(the singer, not virgin mary) dates jesus. jesus is old enough to be madonna's son anyway. maybe she dated him because it's christmas.

since it's christmas, i would dedicate a song to everyone called jingle bells, batman smells.



Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Jo-ker got away

[instrumental cymbals, pounding & stuff]

THE JOKER GOT AWAY!
THE JOKER GOT AWAY!

lyrics from: http://www.links2love.com/christmas-jingle-bells-batman-smells.htm

also regarding timbaland who featured in post 177: talk about songs ft. featuring, i talked about shock value featuring artists in all but 2 tracks.

our "favourite" producer is back with shock value ii.

1. Meltdown (featuring Gwen Stefani and Justin Timberlake)
2. That’s The Way (featuring Keri Hilson and Usher)
3. ‘Til I Say So (featuring Akon)
4. Act Right (featuring T-Pain and Tim Dog)
5. Dumb (featuring Jonas Brothers)
6. Still Standing (featuring Linkin Park)
7. Across The Sky (featuring Justin Timberlake and Madonna)
8. Rain (featuring Jordin Sparks)
9. Don’t Hurt ‘Em (featuring T.I.)
10. Underground (featuring Rihanna)
11. Why U Still Calling? (Miscommunication Part II) (featuring Keri Hilson and Sebastian)
12. Click Clack (featuring Dr. Dre and Missy Elliott)
13. Talk (featuring T-Pain and Missy Elliott)
14. Cruel (featuring Coolio)
15. Head 2 Toe (featuring Jay-Z)
16. Aruba (featuring Sebastian)
17. From Dusk ‘Til Dawn (featuring Tim Dog, Flo-Rida and Attitude)
18. Pick Up (Boardmeeting Part II) (featuring Magoo)
19. Baby (featuring Keri Hilson)
20. Love Song (featuring Justin Timberlake)

oh god damn, the shock value is really 2x greater than the the first album. a total of 21 different artists are featured. he featured artists in every damn freaking song, and then there are 20 songs!!!

interviewer: what type of feel are you going for in this album?
timbaland: a featuring feel
interviewer: |||._. ...ok, so what's your aim for the future?
timbaland: to feature every single artists in the world so as to be the most famous producer of all time.
interviewer: |||x_x ...=X(:> KO!!!
timbaland: OKTO!!!

but nevertheless, i would still/only download 7. Across The Sky (featuring Justin Timberlake and Madonna).

posted by datf @ 12/25/2008 07:23:00 pm