171. happy birthday

yay my birthday is tomorrow. im posting it now because im afraid i might forget.

let me celebrate my birthday step by step


1) have a cake.


yucks, what a sick cake. "make a wish and BLOW", now that's creative thinking. who would eat that d*** anyway?

so what's the origin of the birthday cake?
well it's a long story, so just read this: http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/history-of-birthday-cake-2041.html


2) sing a happy birthday song to myself.

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me

ever wondered who wrote this repetitve and lame happy birthday tune?
according to wikianswers, The melody of "Happy Birthday to You" was written by sisters Patty Hill and Mildred J. Hill in 1893 when they were school teachers in Louisville, Kentucky.


3) make wishes

i wish to have a death wish!
i wish to have infinite wishes!
i wish no one else would have their wishes granted but mine!

pussycat dolls - when i grow up
"be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it"


4) blow candles


oh wait not that gay elton's "candle in the wind 1997", some more it's written for the dead diana. i don't want to die early, especially at my birthday, now do i?

oh one of this would look fantastic

who knew the candle wax had a use other then to let us hold? i didn't know. only when shawn told me then i know that the wax was oil for the flame.


5) cut cake


ooh, it would be damn fun to cut a cake with a giganto knight sword, but not a wedding cake, im talking about a birthday cake.


6) eat cake


i think this is eat shit, not eat cake.


7) open presents


i won't want to have a dick in a box for a present, not justin timberlake's one anyway.

posted by datf @ 11/26/2008 08:31:00 pm