166. 10 tips on not getting locked out of home

have you ever been so stupid, so stupid that you actually can get locked out of home? well not for me, im not that stupid. but for some people, like someone i know whose birthday was a day before i posted this, got locked out two days before i posted this and smsed me for help. fortunately i didn't switch on my phone for 2 days and only got it now. but im going to supply some tips to get you out of the mess.

1) picklock
the person whom i mentioned got locked out of the house asked if i know how to picklock. of course. master know-all-these-stupid-lame-crap will tell you more.
simply find a hard metallic stick that you can bend. bend the tip of it, stick it into the lock and randomly turn around until it's unlocked.
but it would be easier if what you're using is a number lock. if you're using the 3-digits lock, simply turn from 000 to 999. if you're using the 4-digits lock, just turn from 0000 to 9999. the thing is, if you could even forget the code to your home, then i suggest going out onto the road and get knocked dead by a car.
but picklocking takes time to master, so im going to teach you easier ways to get home.

2) chainsaw
simply borrow a chainsaw and saw your lock open.

3) windows
slip through the windows by smashing it open with your hands. this is not for use if your windows have grills.

4) call
call up someone who has the keys to come open the door for you.

5) police
call the police and say you suspect there's a break in and asked them to come break open the door.

6) santa
climb through the chimney.

7) telekinesis
learn to use psychic powers to move/teleport the keys to you.
learn telekinesis here

8) wolf
be like the wolf in 3 little pigs. but it's not about blowing the house down. it's blowing the door down.

9) like a prayer
pray that the keys appear in front of you. pray that the lock unlocks itself.

10) surefire plan
locksmith.


try it, go ahead...

posted by datf @ 10/30/2008 07:27:00 pm