147. confessions of a correction tape

dear clarence,

i regretfully inform you that your correction tape is in my hands now. i had secretly taken it home after borrowing from you during chemistry extra lesson on monday. i ran out of correction tape in class and had ever since been plotting the takeaway so that i could do my homework.

but i must say that it was easier than i expected because you had only cared to go home as quickly as possible and did not care that i had openly placed your correction tape into my pencil case.

but the main point here is not that i stole your correction tape or that i am kind enough to confess.

the points are that:
1) you don't do your homework
2) you lied that you did your homework when i asked you on msn when you didnt even notice that your correction tape was gone when you were "doing your homework", what's more is that later on you asked me what homework there were

anyway, i would like to express my delight of taking away your correction tape, since the existance of it in your pencil case would only be a mere waste of space and correction tape.

and last but not least, i would return it to you when school reopens, by then it would hopefully be an empty nutshell. but it's not like you would remember about taking it back when school reopens, so pretend i did not type anything.

love you...r correction tape,
datf

ps: those white patches are your correction tape.

posted by datf @ 9/03/2008 08:34:00 pm