- a new initiative to get off the hook of having to wish people happy birthday every now and then.
147. confessions of a correction tape
dear clarence,
i regr
etfully
inform you that your correction tape is in my hands now. i had secretly taken it home after borrowing from you during chemistry extra lesson on monday. i ran out of correction tape
in class and had ever since been plotting the takeaway so that i could do my homework.
but i must say that it was easier than i expected because you had only cared to go home as quickly as possible and did not care that i
had openly placed your correction tape into my pencil case.
but the main point here is not that i stole your correction tape or that i am kind enough to confess.
the points are that:
1) you don't do your homework
2) you lied that you did your homework when i asked you on msn when you didnt even notice that your correction tape was gone when
you were "doing your homework", what's more is that later on you asked me what homework there were
anyway, i would like to express my delight of taking away your correction tape, since the existance of it in your pencil case would only be a mere
waste of space and correction tape.
and last but not least, i would return it to you when school reopens, by then it would hopefully be an
empty nutshell. but it's not like you would remember about taking it back when school reopens, so pretend i did not type anything.
love you
...r correction tape,
datf
ps: those white patches are your correction tape.
1. Metallica – Master Of Puppets – 5.00
2. Madonna – Ray Of Light – 4.92
3. Metallica – Kill 'Em All – 4.80
4. Hootie & The Blowfish – Cracked Rear View – 4.77
5. AC/DC – Back In Black – 4.50*
6. Green Carnation – Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness – 4.50*
7. Meat Loaf – Bat Out Of Hell – 4.50*
8. Metallica – Ride The Lightning – 4.50*
9. Metallica – Metallica – 4.50*
10. Metallica – Load – 4.50*
11. Shakira – She Wolf – 4.33
12. Madonna – True Blue – 4.28
13. Guns N' Roses – Appetite For Destruction – 4.25
14. Madonna – Madonna – 4.25
15. Metallica – ...And Justice For All – 4.22
16. Dido – No Angel – 4.21
17. Madonna – Music – 4.15
18. Madonna – Bedtime Stories – 4.14
19. U2 – Achtung Baby – 4.13
20. Def Leppard – Hysteria – 4.12
21. Beyonce – I Am... Sasha Fierce – 4.09
22. Bonnie Tyler – Faster Than The Speed Of Night – 4.06*
23. Michael Jackson – Thriller – 4.06*
24. Amy Winehouse – Back To Black – 4.05
25. Madonna – Confessions On A Dance Floor – 4.04
26. Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill – 4.00
27. Taylor Swift – Fearless – 4.00
28. Black Eyed Peas – The E.N.D. – 3.97
29. Madonna – Hard Candy – 3.96
30. Madonna – American Life – 3.95**
31. Madonna – Like A Prayer – 3.95**
32. Def Leppard – Pyromania – 3.95*
33. Mariah Carey – Music Box – 3.95*
34. Metallica – Death Magnetic – 3.95*
35. Beyonce – I Am... Sasha Fierce Deluxe Edition – 3.94
36. Lauryn Hill – The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill – 3.92
37. Nirvana – Nevermind – 3.92
38. Taylor Swift – Fearless (Platinum Edition) – 3.89
39. Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin IV – 3.88
40. Britney Spears – Britney – 3.83*
41. Mariah Carey – Daydream – 3.83*
42. Britney Spears – Blackout – 3.79*
43. Britney Spears – In The Zone – 3.79*
44. Janet Jackson – Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814 – 3.79*
45. Mariah Carey – Butterfly – 3.79*
46. Muse – Black Holes And Revelations – 3.79*
47. Britney Spears – Oops!... I Did It Again – 3.75*
48. Lady Gaga – The Fame – 3.75*
49. Mariah Carey – Mariah Carey – 3.73
50. Mariah Carey – The Emancipation Of Mimi – 3.71
51. Pink Floyd – The Dark Side Of The Moon – 3.70*
52. Rihanna – Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded – 3.70*
53. Nelly Furtado – Loose – 3.69
54. Britney Spears – Circus – 3.67
55. Cher – Believe – 3.65*
56. Madonna – Like A Virgin – 3.65*
57. F.I.R. – 飞行部落 – 3.65*
58. Britney Spears – ...Baby One More Time – 3.59
59. Coldplay – Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends – 3.55
60. Rihanna – Good Girl Gone Bad – 3.54
61. Madonna – Erotica – 3.54
62. Mariah Carey – E=MC2 – 3.50
63. Mariah Carey – Rainbow – 3.46
64. Leona Lewis – Spirit – 3.46
65. Kylie Minouge – Fever – 3.46
66. Janet Jackson – Discipline – 3.42
67. Mariah Carey – Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel – 3.38
68. Mariah Carey – Emotions – 3.25
69. Alicia Keys – As I Am – 3.21
70. Mariah Carey – Charmbracelet – 2.47
71. Owl City – Ocean Eyes – 2.33
72. Mariah Carey – Glitter – 2.25
73. Mika – Life In Cartoon Motion – 2.05
74. Mika – The Boy Who Knew Too Much – 2.00
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