144. smells like teen spirit

this should be quite a long post.

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today:

me: 那个 (pointing to the fried chicken drumstick in the tray at the back.)
green plate stall auntie: 不要拿去买水uncle那里啊 (cannot sell fried food in school)
me: err, ok
green plate stall auntie: 谢谢合作啊, 合作愉快
me: ...

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on another occasion:
a boy was buying drinks from a drink stall uncle whole holding a few bags of fried chicken meat.

drink stall uncle: (saw the chicken and grabbed the plastic bag very agitatedly) 这个在哪里买的?!
that boy: (mumbling some place)
drink stall uncle: 不可以卖炸的食物了leh!

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clarence missed the bus for his bsp fieldtrip. teacher wanted him to get parent's letter. his mother doesn't know about it.
of course being the intelligent idiot i am, i thought of some good, bad and weird ideas for him.

1) forge signature
result: unoriginal, abandoned

2) this is a computer generated letter and therefore does not need any signature result: lame, abandoned

3) give parents a blank piece of paper, say it's petition for something. then let him/her sign it and then you write down the content yourself.
result: new but lame, abandoned

4) write something else on the paper lightly with a pencil, let parent sign it, then change the content of the letter.
result: new, original, feasible, adopted. with the exception of pencil being frixion ball pen.

only a psycho genius like me would think of this wierd, original, creative and feasible idea. im so proud of myself.

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clarence was telling me area under v-t graph can only measure displacement, so how to calculate the distance. and then continues conversation below:

clarence says (21:18):
u see the kinematics 1
clarence says (21:18):
pg 7
clarence says (21:19):
the last part where they ask the distance travelled between 3s to 2s
clarence says (21:19):
dat question how to ans
datf says (21:19):
look at the bottomest line u idiot
datf says (21:19):
spell to me
clarence says (21:20):
the area under the v-t graph=displacement/distance travelled
datf says (21:20):
ya la
clarence says (21:20):
dat means displacement divide dsitance
clarence says (21:20):
rite?
datf says (21:20):
wtf
clarence says (21:21):
??
clarence says (21:21):
rite a not
datf says (21:21):
no duh

the slash there is so clearly an 'or', and you can think of it as divide, wth.

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lastly i would like to dedicate a song to myself for being sad because of exams.

smells like teen spirit - nirvana



so sad i can't edit the lyrics because they are totally nonsensical. anyway the thing is i can't believe that i would like a rock song, but i think of this song as quite rhythmic.


Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

Im worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

posted by datf @ 8/27/2008 08:54:00 pm