119. scary movie(s)

lol i watched scary movie from series 1 to 4 and it's the funniest movies i've ever seen.

in every movie, a lot of people get hit by vehicles... and don't die. they would just stand in the middle of the road and WHAM, a truck or bus just rams into them. but then i think scary movie 3 and 4 are nicer.

scary movie 1:
it started with the killer calling the girl called cindy. then he said he wanted to look at the insides of her, so she said ok, turn to page 47. and that killer was reading a porn magazine, and they didn't sensor it.
there was a killer in a mask and he was going to kill a group of cronies. and he knew about them killing someone a year ago.
then in the classroom scene, cindy, which was part of the crony, saw the killer outside, then she saw a note on the table saying that he knew what she did last halloween, referring to the killing incident, but she thought it was her date with bobby. then another note appears saying "no bitch, i'm talking about the guy you killed.!"
so another scene, part of the crony, buffy (sounds like the vampire slayer) was in a beauty pagaent, and she was going to perform dramatic acting. just when she was starting, she saw her boyfriend, who is at the farthest end, getting killed by the killer, and she screamed hysterically. the judges thought she was acting and thought it was really good. at the backstage, after performing, she was going to save her boyfriend, but when someone told her she got first prize, she said "who cares about greg", and went to collect her prize.
the next day, buffy teases cindy about the killer's call, and cindy left, offended. then the killer comes in. buffy thought that it was some movie scene, so she acted alongside with the killer. she pretends to run around, break her legs and let the killer cut off her head. even though her head is chopped off, she said to the killer "hey look at me, im all dead. im a gross, scary, severed head." so the killer dumps the head into a lost and found bin.
so another person brenda was with her bf, ray at the movies. ray went to the bathroom and peeks at the guy peeing next door. then he got a penis stuck through his ears. the killer was sitting beside brenda, and brenda started commenting loudly on the movie and talked on her cellphone. the killer took out his knife and was going to kill her when on of the audience who was pissed off snatched the knife and stabbed her. the other audience then too, attacks her and she dies in front of the movie screen.
in order not to stay alone, cindy holds party, and she had sex with bobby. the killer shows up and wanted to kill brenda's brother who is in the basement. instead, he got high with him. the killer, then instead went to kill cindy and bobby. both of them escape into the kitchen and bobby and ray are two gays who are planning to start a new life in LA, but must first kill all who knows them.
bobby kills brenda's brother with a gun and was preparing to kill cindy, but then the killer shows up and kill both of them with his hook.
the killer then started fighting with cindy, and cindy shot a tray at the killer. but the killer imitated the matrix and bent backwards, with the scene slowing down and the bullet going over the killer. the killer then got stuck in that position and had to find a chair to take a seat first before continuing.
they continued fighting and in the end, cindy kicked the killer out of the window. she called the cops and they find out that the killer is actually doofy, who was a police officer pretending to be retarded. cindy and another officer goes out to chase after doofy, only to find he has driven away after getting out of his disguise.

scary movie 1 trailer:



thats all for series 1. i think i will continue series 2 the next time. but scary movie is really funny and intersting to watch.

posted by datf @ 6/20/2008 07:52:00 pm